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What Are YOU Cynical About?

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OK, So What Are You Cynical About?

Cynicism is practiced, on the whole, by those recalcigent, misinformed misfits who can’t hold onto something more meaningful in their lives.
- Lobotomitz & Co.

Flourescent lights
- Deena

Self appointed gurus. People with superiority complex. The world is infected with them. Breeders. Breeders are the worst
- gustavo

Obama will lay a wreath at the Jackson Memorial, accompanied by OJ and Tyson
- Dr. Sardonicus

Bible is, in reality, Christians greatest weakness... look it up Exodus 34: 14 and jugde for yourself.
- Lance

It never ceases to amaze, that we don’t geld men with a horny attitude towards producing surplus babies and no self-control more often.
- Dr. Freud & All of US

Im a Christian,also a Cynic.Im one of those who loves his fellow man.But passes on poison-laced kool-aid way to Heaven...
- Ken Z.

That the natural AIDs’ inhibitor, “Livingstone’s Barrier Cream”, is still not yet available to those horny African guys who need it most...
- Doc. Luscious

Thats why I proudly say that the riddance of Sicko Jacko makes the world a whole lot better for everybody.
- Stars and Bars

I will never have any remorse whenever I hear that God killed off one of those AIDS-ridden bastards.
- Stars and Bars

They obsses over gays in the church because they have a fetish for sodomy. They wont stop until they make the whole world gay.
- Stars and Bars

Youre brainwashed by the Satanic Liberal propaganda. They hate God and the Bible so they try to tarnish Christianity.
- Stars and Bars

Okay, I have a question for you, why do we often heard about a white priest from around the world molest children? Hmm?
- Lance

One less Satanic sodomist sicko in this world makes it safer for kids
- Stars and Bars

Thanks to you bastards, I have to crank my death metal CDs full volume so my ears wont be tormented by that niggers stupid songs
- Stars and Bars

If you like that nigger so much why dont you melt him into Lego toys so that kids can play with him for a change.
- Stars and Bars

F-uck you all for defending that plastic pedophile. You prove that I was right in sating that Jacko is the Libs mascot.
- Stars and Bars

What a disappointment... S&B, Lincoln freed all of black people and yet you called yourself a patriot? You just made God angry with you.
- Lance

Careful there, Stars & Bars, you’re giving every patriotic Nigger that sees you out parading your little peccadilloes in public a hard on...
- Uncle Sambo, Jr.

Seeing the often messed-up lives of celebrities, one wonders why talent is wasted on drug addicts, alcoholics, and other mentally-ill folks.
- pessimist

Now the Liberals are mourning because their mascot is finally gone. If God can get rid of Osama, that would be glorious too.
- Stars and Bars

It just proves that the Bible is right when God says he is angered by the filthy diseased ways of sodomists and faggots.
- Stars and Bars

Now our kids can sleep safer because God has sent that child-molesting spook back to Hell.
- Stars and Bars

Hallelujah! Jacko the noseless nigger demon is dead. Praise be to God!
- Stars and Bars

You got yourself mixed up, Im not talked about "breeding". Nobody would be bother to seek one out of 3200 possible mates.
- Lance

Humans Breeding suggests life breeds chaos, whilst objective cynicism suggests as an a priori truth that breeding is logical, but amoral.
- Ol’ Lance (on loan)

"People who pray recover quicker, therefore prayer heals." Rubbish! It just shows that people feel better when they lie to themselves.
- painful truth

A few weeks of just date someone, he/she would said: "Ive found the right man/woman!"
- Lance

No matter how it looks it is always the outsiders looking in and the insiders having a ball...
- Jo Mighty White

People who make things appear far easier to do than they actually are.
- wtf?

Im Cynical about armpit sex.
- Brian Peppers

I would give ten guineas to find out which one of my neighbours purloined the lid of my rubbish bin and replaced it with a split one!
- D-B-Esq.

Idiots who think theyre clever.
- Me

Non Conformist Cliques
- opie

Poor fools that go on producing the same rubbish while all they are doing is continuing to polute the planet with it.
- Dino the Cynic.

It cease to amaze me that no one really help people with bad self-esteem.
- Lance

Promises of golden future; hell, I live in this moment!
- Pissed

Its amazing how people enjoy watching big brother. If they want to see real idiocy they need look no further then their fellow viewers.
- Matt

Patronizing people that expect you to be normal and know things.
- Stef

Critics of religion who invent new religions called "Truth" or "Reason."
- Ricky Bobby

Ah, it’s better being cynical between two dates––not worry about what the rest of humanity does in their lives that’s so unimportant.
- D-B-Esq.

Obama loves you (bless His name).
- Dr. Sardonicus

The fact that Christians are the nastiest characters ever, because they always completely contradict themselves.
- swindled

Then stop bitching and do something. Youre acting like your enemies, dont complain, work and help, then get credit for YOU doing it alone.
- Leibowitz

Some people must become cynics in the modern sense, and that is justified too, if not in the classical sense.
- D-B-Esq.

Sheep to be sheep...Snickering breed we are...
- Pessimitic Cynic or Cynical Pessimist

Let us all try to be kind to each other more and kiss and make up. We all only come this way once you know: Peace & Love darlings!
- The “LOVE” Man!

People who tell you that "you should know", but when you ask them how, they refuse to help you.
- michael

The genocide of the tuna over the innards of a sandwich filling. Ah, the great American public are at it again down the supermarket!
- Captain Birdseye

Is that you, Sarge? Jesus man, chill out. Youre just fine. Come in out of the cold, huh?
- Mr Pigafetta

BOO HOO! Is a-hole mad at the “pollyanna’s”? Take your thorazine and scram.
- Dr. Les Copu Late (at knight)

...Okay? Why dont you just go play with yourself? Youre not the only one with a brain in this world.
- Lance

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TO: Everyone – Rick & Pollyanna “crew” (frustrated children) have resorted to FALSE ID’s (copies of our signatures)...
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...Our LEGITIMATE posts are not childish and will be inserted between “three” VHEMT posts.
- Dr. Freud & All of US

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anonymous internet comments
- Poop

Intolerance. It’s such a pain in the arse, especially for arseholes who don’t know how to do it properly.
- “On the ball” Harry.

So were you raised in a Russian orphanage? Or are you an angry congenital freak? Keep posting in any case! :)
- Hal "Doll" Thyme

Babyitis/Pollyannaism/Uncontrolled human Breeding makes you all a bunch of counterfeit cynics.
- Diogenes (Sinope) Where Art Thou?

I am the only Bonafide Cynic on this page. I can intellectually smoke all of you chicken-minded Breeders
- Lone Wolf Cynic

F.U.C.K. Y.O.U. A.L.L. (^) (*u*) (^)
- a

TO: Everyone – I hate Breeders, Pollyannas, niggers, and all of you egocentric immoral pseudo-cynic bastards!
- a

if I had not been a cynic, I would be after reading these comments
- wdcrvr

Those left behind don’t last long...unless they can adapt themselves to the new environment and so survive personal redundancy.
- Abbar dar Kadabara

Oh yes, flush it away! Someone might see us laughing at you. Then youd have to find another cellar to masturbate in. You sad, sad clown.
- Howie Bouta la Botomy

Pseudo-Cynics. “A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right.” Think about it.
- Diogenes (Sinope) Where Art Thou?

Human Breeding. The true ROOT of being a Cynic is to practice “moral excellence” – human breeding is immoral: www.vhemt.org
- Educate Yourself -abeunt studia in mores

TO: Everyone – Rick & Pollyanna “crew” may be finished with their childish tirade; started May 18, 2009…
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…OUR request to them (Pollyannas) is that they stay on their side of the fence – “Cynic Central”. WE Bonafide Cynics…
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…“have stayed” on our side; ONE web page – What Are You Cynical Of. Egotistical Pollyannas and Others can argue the subject…
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…Human Breeding at “Cynic Central”. Pollyannas decide, “Peace or Disharmony”, the choice is yours. WE will not capitulate about…
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…the immorality of Human Breeding. WE allow Others to post 6 – 10 times about “different subjects” before WE post again...
- a

…and even though it takes two to argue it only takes one (Pollyannas) to start Disharmony.
- Dr. Freud & All of US

Immoral egotists. Their egoism blinds them about their immorality (i.e. Human Breeders).
- Soldier in Army of the Dog

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Human Breeders. Chaos breeds life, whereas Cynicism breeds THE TRUTH that Breeding is immoral and illogical.
- Insightful Cynic

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Human Breeders. If a billion people believe/say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing – “I want a baby.”
- Truthful Cynic

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Human Breeders. To fulfill “I want a baby.” children are born into misery and slavish existence – live in fear – die in agony.
- Violated Child

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Human Breeders. You’re like dumb cattle following a fence line – nose to butt. No thought, only immoral Breeding.
- Lone Wolf Cynic

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Pseudo-Cynics (Breeder parent). Sleep is good. Death is better. But the best is to have never been born.
- Dying Cynic

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UNcontrolled human breeding. Driver license, pilot license, business license, professional license. Yet immoral rampant Breeding.
- Child Licensed Cynic

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Modern-day Cynics. Your egocentric mantra “Be Happy” leads to immoral acts (Breeding) – this counterfeit Cynicism is destructive.
- Diogenes (Sinope) Where Art Thou?

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