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OK, So What Are You Cynical About?

Blatant, ignorant hypocrites who run rampant in society.
    -   Disappointed Idealist

One good thing about YT hanging around Rick site is that YT got no time selling crack on the streets
    -   loving Yzarc Tibbar

Why is it that the people most concerned with “privacy” are the same people that post every intimate detail of their lives on the Internet?
    -   Jenner

One good thing about hanging around ol Rick’s jaded website is that you can bask in his reflected bull-shine for “nowt for owt!”
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

Snake oils and the sellers of snake oils.
    -   Eric Lalonde

take away americas big cars, big burgers and obese kids, what u got? the worlds biggest leper colony...
    -   bornfree,taxedtodeath

That both England and US are stupid countries. Brits are crapping on US and US want to copy brits but sucks anyway
    -   Englamer

People who sniffle endlessly, as if blowing their nose never occurs to them. Its not like there is a tissue paper shortage.
    -   pet peeve #23894628

The Gulf Oil spill could be a sign that we need to wean ourselves off fossil fuels. And Star Barf is a rambling moron.
    -   G. Oriber

god gave america the right to be fat, ignorant, in-breeding wankers. it is the BRITISH empire that rules the world, tosser
    -   bornfree,taxedtodeath

Kryptonite
    -   eeee

Hi, I wanted to let you know that I have a brand new email address; abdulnoel54@yahoo.com. Please update your address book.
    -   Abdul Noel

God gave America the right to rule and well be damned if the liberal Commie coalburning faggot bastards ruin his plans.
    -   Stars and Bars

When we take back our country the Libs, illegals and niggers will all go back to their Third World stihtholes.
    -   Stars and Bars

They turned our kids into niggerloving druggies and they let the Eurof-ucks foul our waters and poison our fish. This is treason!
    -   Stars and Bars

Clearly this is proof that we have been hijacked by the forces of Satan. We cannot allow the Libs to ruin our lives!
    -   Stars and Bars

The same LIberal scum that tricked America into voting for a nigger is now getting the world to turn against us.
    -   Stars and Bars

Glenn Beck is an American hero for honoring our military. The Liberal protests is obvious proof to the world that they are scum.
    -   Stars and Bars

The fact that Garfield sucks, and the author hasnt died a horrible, violent death yet.
    -   middle finger

come on Rick, set up the "real cynics sancuary". but then you will have to sanctuary. argh, u could go on forever...
    -   bornfree,taxedtodeath

If you find sanctuary here, then youre not a true cynic.
    -   Mad Man

those damn internet insurrectionists, why cant they just take their teddy bears home and be happy, some poeple ey?
    -   bornfree,taxedtodeath

Internet insurrectionists revolts against the big world. What a bunch of melancholic pussies united by no one but teddy bears.
    -   Enlightened Nihilist

Knowing that the only reason most people hang together are for reasons you don;t believe in i.e. not having many friends in the first place.
    -   dumped

i hate my job, my boss, her boss, his boss...the whole damn system! when will they realise, I DONT CARE!!!!!!!
    -   bornfree,taxedtodeath

be cynical about EVERYTHING and be disappointed about NOTHING
    -   bornfree,taxedtodeath

environmental research that doesnt do anything for conservation but only for box checking
    -   pea

About guys who beg for pity after they fail to get attention
    -   observer

The fact that women would screw a half-confident asshole over a fully confident nice guy.
    -   The Death of the Beta Male

The fact that nearly all rap music today is about killing people, making money through shady means, or shagging a club whore.
    -   depressed

150 cynical comments have given no new reason to be cynical. That makes me very cynical.
    -   This is not my name.

my boyfriend and i cannot be together. society said no. well when im 18 we will see wont we.
    -   muhhh

I stand over a hot fryer for 6 hours and have to listen to your negative crap. you morally absent, unprofessional biotch.
    -   iuigugi

automotive engineers and their built-in obsolecence
    -   Markastic

Ol’ Rick’s “in-group” is no match for the superior intellect of real cynics like me.
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

The sanctimonious sermonizing of “amateurish minor deities” inferring that they posses the keys of the kingdom – not you!
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

Theres no othetr group like Ricks "In group", except if it is the in-group of the talking-monkeys at the zoo.
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

yes sir, I do care. I do care about your sofa. yes sir, I am stupid. I do care about customer service. you are always right...
    -   bornfree,taxedtodeath

my boss has just shown me how to better at my job. she seems to think that I actually give a damn about customer service
    -   bornfree,taxedtodeath

A new dawn! a new day! now all Ive to do is decide which knickers to wear today... pink thrillies or blue ribbons & thrills?
    -   Rick

Looks like ol’ Rick feeds on agreeability: if you don’t agree with him you’re out in the cold, where he’s frightened to go, and rightly so…
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

ooh, its appraisal time once again. time to be told how valuable and importnat I am to the company and that they care
    -   bornfree,taxedtodeath

Tapeworms! Yammy, Yammy with antispasties on the side make a perfect rabbit chop-chop
    -   Yzard Tibarf

Old dogs like Rick’s “in-group” will never get rid of me. I am like the tapeworm in the colon of their souls.
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

I gave you a link to another side, but DAMN, I am addicted to WAYCA Sanctuary like nymphomaniac whore on crack, I lick, and lick
    -   Yzark Tibbar

America! America! The worlds biggest Leper Colony. I sore an American once, Overweight, Ignorant TWATS
    -   bornfree,taxedtodeath

Cynics all! Pop ya brain into this link for more fun you’ve had in years on this site: www.halfbakery.com/idea/Cynics_20Anonymous
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

When we were kids, me and TC liked to play leap-frog so we could get to sniff each others butts like dogs... but we couldnt smell nothing.
    -   Mr. Pigafetta

BB, dear sexy-toes: what if the law you mentioned could be reformulated to let me sniff each and every one before I go to work... paradise!
    -   valdobiade

I’m a monkey! I’m a Monkey!” I’m a monkey! I’m a MONKEY! I’M A MONKEY; I’M A CHEEKY MONKEY! YEAH!
    -   Dead Monkey

Send me your Spam, your unwanted messages, your niggling little annoyances in your in-box... your emails electric-tricks... Now, GO away!
    -   milk&honeyland

The problem with ol’ Rick is that he has no sense of humour… even when he says, “I have a sense of humour,” he is really deluding himself…
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

... and I name you AntsyPansy and Ysuck Pissar, husband-wife and wife-husband for life...
    -   Gay Priest

Hey, Rick, the standards of this site are going right downhill since I left. What you need is some real editorial opposition.
    -   Antipasties

If a woman reaches a point where she blames a penis for her problems, then she probably needs to stop sleeping around with thugs.
    -   Cuckolded Beta

Ol’ Rick’s “in-group” of callous, selfish & bigoted lackeys that society often finds an appropriately cynical use for as its jesters.
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

Im cynical against religion. Jews are entitled to everything, Christians always think theyre right, and Muslims are too defensive.
    -   Bob

"All my problems with men start with a dick". What a "see you en tee"! Women problems start with a PMS and not spending enough
    -   Just me

Amanda proves that women are parasites. She uses male technology and male written language to rant about mens dicks.
    -   Tired of Feminism

The insolent whorebags that come to retail stores to argue for 5 hours about obvious signs and coupons because they cant read.
    -   KP

Dont worry about ol YT, hes just my left mind being exercised at the expense of my right mind... hes really my alter-ego gone wild.
    -   Rick

Psychotic feminazi who are in permanent PMS mode and call, "Misogyny," at any given time!
    -   relaaaaaax-maaaaaaaaan!

All my problems with men start with a dick. The pissing contests on here prove its universal. Take ‘em out and measure ‘em, boys.
    -   Amanda SilverDragon

Dont call me Ysuck Pissar and compare me to Staph and Barf. Historically I am turdier than piss.
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

Ysuck Pissar, its crystal clear that youre Stars & Barf. You arent fooling us because your writing style is similarly stupid.
    -   middle finger

The really boorish thing about ol’ Bayan is his need to look at life from a historian’s viewpoint, which is all about what’s just past…
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

That I am looking inside Sanctuary and barking mad outside
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

Old dawgs like Rob Anderson, who boldly go on dating sites looking for crumpet, yet don’t realize that the girl he’s sparking is a tranny…
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

It’s strange how a load of disgruntled dogs like Rick’s “in-group” can pop out of Diogenes’ arse & still call themselves bony-fido Cynics.
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

Because YOUR beliefs are the right ones (this applies to all)
    -   Max

Well make them remember why we got our independence in 1776, and well make them all know that we own the world now.
    -   Stars and Bars

And we will make the Eurotrash pay for fouling our waters. We will send the Marines to kick all of those tea-drinking, snail f-uckers.
    -   Stars adn Bars

When we get our country back we will send all of the Liberals back to Europe and the niggers back to Africoonland
    -   Stars and Bars

They even tried to make us like soccer. This is madness! America must be rid of that nigger Osama and his Liberal mafia buddies.
    -   Stars and Bars

And our kids are being turned into drug users now that the Libs are in charge. Look at them stuffing our mailboxes with weed!
    -   Stars and Bars

We cant eat the fish from the Gulf thanks to that f-ucking Commie nigger! Now he wants to give illegals free green cards!
    -   Stars and Bars

The South is now poorer because he let the Euroscum take our oil and pollute our waters.
    -   Stars and Bars

As I have kept tellng you all, Bush made America good. Look at what Osama has done to our country now.
    -   Stars and Bars

I fart in the mountains, I fart in the feilds, I fart in the Metropolis, I fart alone in my room: I fart a lot.
    -   Sir Fartalot

That I cry and cry and cry with no end in sight... Why God are you tormenting me so much?
    -   Yzark Tibbar

Rick’s jaded “in-group” do have a particularly relevant social use after all: simply as the objects of fun, satire, mockery, and rejection.
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

apparently, we are suffering a drought here. interesting as the road is flooded. (true in the uk)
    -   bornfree,taxedtodeath

Electric shock treatment is required for those who BREED overly much: Bedlam on Sea is the right place for their overly-creative antics.
    -   Dr. Bong!

People in social forums who act like God fearing martyrs. Even though Im one! lol.
    -   mecynic?

About crying every morning in my milk and cereal bowl, for being banned to post in the Sanctuary. Sometime I dont eat...
    -   Yzark Tibbar

Morally apathetic "groupies" with nothing much better to do with their lives than backbite others around them on a "cynic’s sanctuary".
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

The one that you love and the one that loves you back are never, ever the same person.
    -   Sharon McFarland

but the government promised they wouldnt raise taxes as long as we voted for them...
    -   bornfree,taxedtodeath

supervisor wants me to send her my "tracker" at the end of my shift. jusification of existence, i think
    -   bornfree,taxedtodeath

Occasionally, ol’ Rick stumbles over the truth, but then immediately picks himself up as if nothing untoward had happened to disturb him...
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

arwww - doesnt boo-hoo like little twidling wooozy-oozy? Awww - dont he like a bit of diddling-diddums didnt he then?
    -   The big I am, I am!

This site has turned into a spammers buttfag orgy with folks like Yzarc Tibbar and Dr. Bong. Any way to block their IP addresses?
    -   shut the fuck up

...this website is especially twisted and bitter.
    -   bitter & twisted

We are the Ovaltinies, little girls and boys, Make your request well not refuse you, We are there just to amuse you,
    -   babybeatnik

Would you like a song or story? Will you share our joys?
    -   babybeatnik

At work and play were more than keen, Because we all drink Ovaltine, Were happy girls and boys.
    -   babybeatnik

Mankind will only step towards “Virtue” when it stops over-breeding & starts working on its character instead: www.drbongs.org
    -   Dr. Bong!

Ol’ Rick’s “in-group” as such unsociable mob of mangy-mutts, it makes you wonder how they can even stand their own company in cyberspace.
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

Oh, dear...the quality of the writing on this page is really going down the drain....where it belongs...
    -   Felix Flightly.

"...to realize it’s actually for real." You suck arse in real colours...
    -   just a reader

Really, one cannot pre-judge Bayan’s “Dictionary” by flicking through it but once, as it takes a while to realize it’s actually for real.
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

Sometime I look at WAYCA, indeed is not worth to read for what it became due to some sorry-bitter asses
    -   just a reader

this flaky YT character dont get that only a couple of dozen see this WAYCAs junk in a week - who cares!
    -   didgeridoo-youz

The Spill in the Gulf; - Yeah, like everything else, why dont they just own up to the fact its a FCKNG GEYSER In The GULF?
    -   ROB WAGNER

All want credit with the expense of others.
    -   Krishna

The puerile contributions of these malicious dupes round ol’ Rick noted primarily for their bitter, twisted & mean input on the WAYCA page…
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

Turncoat, n. One who through the exercise of his convictions has decided to adopt the beliefs of his foes at the expense of his enemies.
    -   Berice Seorbam.

One of the misconceptions in modern society is that being a cynic makes you clever...
    -   Becky "The Babe!"

OK, OK I reckon, I suck arse... so what? Thats why I am writing here... so there
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

LOL, Yzarc. Sometimes you have a way with words.
    -   Rick

Rick’s “in-group” of suffering sycophants! There’re all nuzzling at the cynic’s trough, and they all suckle at Rick’s withered teat! Yuck!
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

I stopped being optimistic when I realised that shoving rose-coloured spectacles up my arse made my haemorrhoids worse.
    -   Middle Finger

Ysuck Pissar/Dr. Roid/Stars and Barf is nothing more than a parasite. Without the Internet, it will die in its mother`s basement.
    -   middle finger

Someone like this poor YT character that has a flawed mentality – "it" looks for importance through being irritating – might work for some.
    -   Facetious Fred

The human race is just a load of existing, stinking, thinking, consuming, procreating, sleeping, digesting, defecating, talking-monkeys.
    -   John Smith Jr.

Yzar Tibbar moronic barking at Rick ass. YT may be Rick invented opponent (comical.If YT is for real then I feel sorry for such an idiot
    -   Just a reader

Hey, Rick, don’t you know that acts moved by slight editorial discomfort isn’t Cynicism, per se, only unacknowledged indigestion?
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

white people are biggest joke in history. First they oppress muds, now flood their countries with them.
    -   white scum

The owner of this site. Hes such a sh[i]t riding hob knocker with no sense of humor. And the no cursing thing? WTF?
    -   Anonymous

hey! crazy Wabbit, You suck! you sucks so much yer indanger odf being sucked up yer arse by a retrograde movement of yer bowells!
    -   Raynor

Parents trying for perfect kids by enrolling them in dance, music, sports. Less structure and more room to play, grow and develop naturally.
    -   enough is enough

…round “home-town” this cranky street-philosopher would introduce himself by saying, “Hi! I’m Rick the demigod! – Fly me!” And some would…
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

Profiting from a Cynics Dictionary
    -   Rafa

Weird devils who want to call stuffed Gollywogs "gollies" because theyre so racist themselvres they just cant take it.
    -   Golly! My Gollywogs!

The ability to attune a sense of fairness with an acute sense of smell is what keeps one’s unbiased balance around Rick’s faded “in-group”.
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

That I hold the "clearer view of Cynicism "
    -   Pissarc Shitbbar

Ain’t Rick’s cyber-puppets got anything better to do with their time other than belittle those with a clearer view of Cynicism than theirs?
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

House of Blues - Cant find any blues musicians in there...
    -   David Tannen

Stupid stubbornness of Yzarc Tibbar
    -   Sincere

Double standards.
    -   RoniRae

Rick’s writing style stifles: When I’ve spent a few minutes reading his stuff & try to recall what I’ve read I find it’s nothing but trivia.
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

The instant you speak about a thing, you miss the mark.
    -   Zen Doggy

refugees who sew their lips shut- wrong lips you morons. Stop breeding and I might have more sympathy
    -   white scum

Among the gods Rick’s humour is unique… but among mankind they’ve heard it all before, and they didn’t much like it the first time.
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

if obama painted the white house black or crapped on the yankee flag, would you still be blind to color?
    -   white scum

Clearly, it’s right to call ol’ Rick a ceremonial, chauvinistic, arrogant egomaniac, but only because everybody’s got his good points...
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

im cynical about the fact that this forum has ceased to be cynical and has been taken over by flame junkies.
    -   piewacket

I hate opening my eyes and finding no surprises...
    -   bittercress

Probably the nicest thing you can say about ol’ Rick is that he’s inspired when he decides to trawl his own website looking for inspiration.
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

The futility of "kicking ass" to compensate for impotence.
    -   Ol Luke

I love usign the word GINORMOUS because its like the dicks I get cornholed with on my trips to San Franciscos gay bars.
    -   Ysuck Pissar

That criticizing this websites followers just plays into the hands of the ones who run it...
    -   Jaded Jake

Only Bayanology refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach… gives us the opaque vision to see life shorn of its unhealthy sobriety…
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

I said "gob"...gobble, gobble gobble
    -   Yoursack Pissar

Rick! recall that thou art but mortal! Take that laurel wreath of yours and stuff it in yer gob to prevent laughing out loud near god-heads.
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

People having "fun", friendly high-fives, exercise gurus exercising, teen porn sites, dull computer games and double-dumb-asses dumping.
    -   yoni-yearnings

The true does not conceal the faulse, the bent does not hide the straight.
    -   Zen Doggy

Idunno!!! ... Trolling??... Yep...
    -   Yoursack Pissar

Bayan’s jottings are a prime example of articulate ignorance overcoming the tendency in today’s oracles for creating general ignorance.
    -   Yzarc Tibbar

...I made the error of thinking... uh... thinking error... uhh...forget about it... just trolling...
    -   Yoursack Pissar