My cat Henry is a big fellow with a plush gray coat that reminds me of a
velvet sofa. When he’s not eating or sleeping or pestering me for more food
so that he might increase his formidable girth, he loves to sit on a wide
window sill and gaze out into the alien world beyond the glass. In fact, he’s
relaxing comfortably at the window in front of me as I write this, his paws
stretched out in the manner of a Sphinx. Gold and chestnut leaves wave from
the trees; Henry, being color-blind like all his kin, remains oblivious to the
charms of autumn. He spots a crow perched on the chimney; that’s more like
it. He chatters as if to entice the hefty bird within reach. I don’t think
he suspects that a crow could probably take him in a one-on-one match.
Henry is twelve now; if he were one of us he’d be subscribing to Modern
Maturity and considering the enticements of retirement in Florida. I
worried about his welfare when we moved recently from our old place, where he
enjoyed regular access to my balcony. There, crouched amid the planters, he’d
lie in wait for any feathered intruders naive enough to attempt a landing on
the balcony floor. Henry's birdwatching proved to be a harmless enough
diversion, the feline equivalent of a video game. In all those years he caught
just two birds that I’m aware of. One of them he dragged into my bedroom at
seven-thirty in the morning, still flapping, as a tribute to my leadership,
omniscience, or ability to open a can of Whiskas Turkey with Giblets. (I
persuaded Henry to drop the terrified bird, then spent five minutes chasing it
around the room so I could fling a towel over the critter and launch it back
into the sky from my balcony.) The other fowl Henry caught wasn’t as
fortunate; I returned from work one day to find a small mound of feathers next
to my hammock.
But Henry is strictly an indoor cat now, and the world is once again safe
for all manner of birdlife. I’m happy to see that Henry has adjusted to his
new precincts, that he finds them congenial, and that he plans to spend his
golden years yawning and stretching on our upstairs window sills. I’m happy
that he seems to be happy.
Consider the happiness of a cat. Unlike his canine cousins, a cat probably
isn’t capable of boisterous exultation (although it’s hard for those of us
who aren’t cats to know for sure). From all appearances the happiness of a
cat is better described as felicity, a word that for me has always
carried connotations of purring feline contentment. One imagines George
Washington, surveying his plantation from atop a horse at the end of the
growing season, experiencing true feline felicity. He wouldn’t have slapped
his knee and hooted like Abe Lincoln telling one of his patented off-color
frontier tales; he’d probably have surveyed the landscape, found its ripe
abundance pleasing to his soul, then narrowed his eyes and purred contentedly.
A cat enjoys the quiet self-esteem of one who is comfortable in his skin,
who requires no applause or salary raises to hold his tail high. A cat’s
self-regard seems to be natural and unshakable despite his total ignorance of
Western civilization. No cat has ever read the Iliad or stopped to
admire a fine building with Ionic columns. No cat could tell you who defeated
Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo, let alone what year the battle took place.
A cat has never seen the Mona Lisa or heard of Leonardo da Vinci. In fact,
cats in general don’t even know what country they inhabit, or that all of us
are residents of a blue-green planet that English-speaking people call Earth.
They can’t even tell English-speaking people from Arabic-speaking people.
Their ignorance encompasses nearly everything in the universe except what it
takes to be a successful cat. On that score nearly all of them are experts,
and they require no schooling to attain their proficiency.
I’m beginning to envy the life of a cat. To be able to reap sweet
pleasure from a sunny window sill seems more and more to me like the essence
of contentment. My cat Henry knows nothing of terrorism, nothing of human
fanaticism or megalomania. He hasn’t heard about the attack on the World
Trade Center or anthrax spreading its sickening poison through the conduits of
our lives. He isn’t looking into the purchase of gas masks or supplies of
bottled water.
I could live with that kind of ignorance. Henry’s world is that of a
pampered child, restrained in his freedom but serenely sheltered from the
horrors of the larger world outside the window. If he feels thwarted in his
ambition to prowl that world by night, to stalk the wild mouse and bask in a
garden by moonlight, he doesn’t let it show. He knows sunlight and warmth,
the certainty of food in his bowl, the expectation of a clean litter box, the
comfort of friendly strokes and companionship. In short, unlike most of us
these days, he knows true felicity.
Cynic’s Pick of the Week
This Halloween, numerous elementary schools across America have been
banning costumes that are deemed too bloody or scary. Osama bin Laden masks
are strictly verboten. And some schools have been urging their students to
dress in red, white and blue. So now the terrorists have succeeded in spoiling
the one holiday that kids can claim as their own. Is patriotism becoming the
new Political Correctness?